Ep. 21 - Have One on Us!
Sex-toy manufacturer, Pluggz, has issued a galaxy-wide recall for their popular Punisher line.
They get stuck folks!
After the devastating galactic presidential debate this last space-Monday against Ted Cruz, Quarf Schweppes has given a barrage of excuses for his performance.
There was a bad space-microphone which only he seemed to notice. He didn’t want to call it a conspiracy, but he was sure that Space-Fox News would agree.
Also, he complained that he got all the hard questions, and the moderator was a total grumpapotamus for asking him questions about topics he didn’t completely understand or even want to talk about.
Meanwhile, viewers liked how confident his lies sounded and were really all-around impressed with how many times he interrupted the other candidate.
Mercury is in retrograde, but no one knows what that means, or cares.
Go home Mercury