Ep. 7 - First Contact!
A luxury space cruiser has lost all power and has become stranded in the Layzon sector of the Golorous nebula. The passengers have complained about the lack of shrimp cocktail, but have rave reviews about the house special shrimp stew.
The staff, having initially voiced deep concerns about the surplus of fecal waste onboard, has gone suspiciously silent.
When asked what he planned to do about the situation, the lead janitor looked at our correspondent with wide eyes and said, “We’ve got it all under control. Have you tried the stew?”
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