For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Ep. 10 - Let There Be Lamps!

Galactic News

Two alien families had a mix up at Zorgon Hospital this week. The father and mother of a beautiful baby Souvian Klomp went home with a Chinese baby.

It took them three days to realize that the Chinese baby’s eyes were different. This was obvious, in retrospect, because Souvian Klomps don’t have eyes.

When reached for comment, they said, “We like the baby, and plan to keep it.”

A hiker on Lithgo 5 was savagely mauled by space-bears this week.

According to witnesses, with the way he was dressed, he was totally asking for it.

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