For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Ep. 15 - Vacation, Pt. 2: The Airbnb Murders

Galactic News

We’ve received a big update on Gormza Dalon this week.

The galactic peace-prize recipient and cool-cool-cool-space-dude alien has gone missing after being broken out of space-jail by a newly sentient space monkey named Caesar.

It seems that the space monkey had a whole lot of help from his space monkey friends, who Caesar has been feeding these peculiar oblong yellow space fruits.

As of yet, we have no idea where they have taken Gormza Dalon. All we know is that things are heating up on the planet Fernlinton as an all-out war has broken out between the space monkeys and the rest of the planet’s military.

Good luck out there Gormza Dalon.

Doctor Killjoy -- it's a name that used to send a shiver down the exospine of every pupa in the galaxy, but in his retirement the former galactic super villain is bringing comfort to those in need.

In his prime, the one-time arch nemesis of stellar überhero Flash Wilson brought a sudden and untimely death to millions, but with his new business Euthanetics, he's bringing his reign of terror to the average consumer.

In a recent press conference, Killjoy had this to say:

"I realized there were plenty of people out there who wanted to die -- you know, uggos, fatties, middle aged fast-food workers -- but they don't want to do it any old way. Euthanetics is all about finding those people and giving them a suicide with a little pizzazz, you know? Like, remember that time I microwaved an entire planet, and the little aliens all exploded like little pop corns? Pretty great right! That's the kind of death that customers can expect from Doctor Killjoy."

Will the galactic supervillain's business be successful? With former überhero Flash Wilson out of the game due to debilitating Alzheimer's, the possibilities for Euthanetics seem wide open!

Good luck, Doctor Killjoy.

 

© Jacob Rosok and Aaron Patterson, 2016