Ep. 5 - Sportsball!
Mempt Flunnnnn held the christening ceremony this week for their fourth, and some say, final moon, Ipsis.
After breaking a country-sized bottle of champagne over the moon, the mayor of the planet cut an enormous ceremonial red ribbon with an equally enormous set of ceremonial scissors.
After cutting the ribbon, which had been holding the moon in place, the mayor nudged the moon with the blunt side of the scissors to set it on its counterclockwise orbit.
He then stepped back and said, “Look at it go. Just look at it go”
The final game of the Spaceball World Series took place last night, with the Galaxy-favorite Amicroon Face-Holes pitted against underdog earth rivals, the Toronto Blue Jays.
In Seventeen outings of play, the Face Holes put their snarf in the Blue Jays' krumkakke 9-and-a-half times, making the final score a devastating two-to-nothing.
When asked about the disappointing loss in the locker room after the game, Toronto Blue Jays Jose Bautista stated, "I don't know where I am. I'm in a lot of pain, and I just want to go home."
Better luck next year, Blue Jays!