On a certain planet, in a galaxy far far away (we aren’t not using names just to be mysterious, we don’t actually know the name of the planet or the galaxy), time has begun to move backwards.
This is especially hard on mothers who have just given birth and Stan, who just got that promotion he’s been working for so long.
On the upside, men are big fans of the injaculations. And Stan didn’t really deserve that promotion anyway.
This week we have a public health announcement for all you milkshake lovers out there.
The galactic food and drug administration had issued a warning against the consumption of yummy milkshakes from all Burger Dome franchises, stating that "they aren't milkshakes at all, and make no attempt to even appear milkshake-like."
Rather, these tasty concoctions are, quote, "very obviously a foamy concoction of microorganisms that are likely to wreak havoc on the digestive system of any carbon-based life form they enter. These milkshakes are not even cold"
Mmm, warm and foamy, sounds tasty FDA!
You're the turkey!
"It ain't cool to be no jive turkey this close the Thanksgiving."