Milp, the only known sentient moon of the planet Amicroon 8 is now on strike, citing multiple lunar rights violations as the cause.
Amicroon 8 has not yet been available for response, but if something doesn’t change, they may very well lose their only moon.
Milp the moon left us with this quote: “I’m tired of all this back and forth. Even if it takes me fifty billion years, I’m not spending one more minute in this orbit.”
Milp then started moving away from Amicroon 8 at 4cm per year.
Galactic presidential candidates Quarf Schweppes and Ted Cruz may have some new competition on the campaign trail.
Third-party candidate ham sandwich is showing a surprising surge in key battleground planets. On some, like Pontiac 5, Ham Sandwich is now polling within four percentage points of both major party nominees.
When reached for comment, Ham Sandwich said nothing at all. Because it's a literal ham sandwich.
Netflix is poppin' off. Shows like Luke Cage and Haters Back Off.
Come on Netflix. We all got shit to do in our own lives.
Back the fuck off...but not really. Keep 'em coming. We love you.