For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Ep. 50 - Netflix Killed the Video Store

This week, your Earth ambassadors introduce you to a relic of Earth’s long-forgotten past: video rental stores. These bastions of long lost hope and childlike glee are all but gone from the face of the Earth. Let’s take a look back in time to see why they kicked so much ass and yet were ultimately doomed to fail. Also, Jacob has a poop story...again.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 49: The Alien in the Mirror

This week, your Earth ambassadors take a long, hard look at mirrors. Tune in to hear about how this incredible invention enabled man to discover his own butthole, learn about the dangers of squash picking, and ponder the true nature of the Jacob-verse.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 48: May the 4th Be With You

The force is strong in this week's episode as the Earth ambassadors, along with guest Ben Lindsey, tell the aliens about Star Wars.The question is, did Star Wars really happen in a galaxy far far away? Find out which Star Wars characters your Earth Ambassadors are, why Darth Vader is the coolest, and why George Lucas needs supervision like a baby man. You’sall want to listen to this one. Sorry about the Jar Jar pun. This is still the podcast you’re looking for.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 47: Dante’s Peak II - Rise of the Wheat Lord

Here’s the scenario: the supervolcano under Yellowstone just erupted, and you have just a few hours to make it to safety. What would you do? Would you try to make your escape in an inflatable rubber kayak? Or perhaps stockpile wheat seed in order to position yourself as a God to other survivors? If not, you’re obviously not an Earth ambassador.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 46: The FABA and the Furious

VROOM VROOM! If you know your Earth ambassadors, then you know that they’re just a couple of gear heads always ready to talk about their tricked out rides. Tune in this week to hear these two car experts dish about Aaron’s bongo habit, learn what else can be measured in horses, and find out why, in the future, cars will be driving us.

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