For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 77: How to Lose an Extraterrestrial in Ten Days

Love is in the air in this episode of For Aliens, By Aliens. That’s right -- this week two of the sexiest Earth ambassadors bring the romance in the only way they know how: with surprise bidets, new inclusive romance subgenres, and roses firmly clenched between their teeth.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 76: A Very Jaden Christmas - Teleport to Me

Nineteen years ago, in a West Philadelphia Ramada Inn, a child was born. And that day, unto us was given a fashion designer, artist, tweeter, rapper, alien, and… savior? This Christmas, your Earth ambassadors ask the question that’s been on everyone’s mind: is Jaden Smith the new Jesus?

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 75: Jacob and Aaron’s Totally Awesome 90s Show (As If, Psyche Dude)

Remember when people used to say “whatever” in a valley girl voice while making a big W with their thumbs and forefingers? Of course you don’t. You’re an alien. Well people were hella weird back in the day. The height of art revolved around irony and the internet was just poppin’ off. Join your Earth Ambassadors as they get you crunk on that fly 90s ish...home skillets.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 74: Puppetize This Bitch

Can you tell me how to get.. How to get to Sesame Street? Your Earth ambassadors sure can’t. But they can tell you all about how the Mariner Moose is really Daniel Day Lewis, school you on the original Greek puppeteer Eucalyptus, and reboot Sesame Street as a Chinese soap opera starring Michael Keaton as Birdman.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Ep. 73 - Hot Sauce Butt Chugging

Come one baby, make it hurt so good! This week your Earth ambassadors put their tongues on the line to show aliens what’s so great about hot sauce. And what IS so great about hot sauce? Well, it’s like a long walk on the sun, or… or listening to dial-up internet for 20 minutes, or… a nice romantic foot flaying. Oh wait, maybe that’s just Aaron’s alien dating profile.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

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