For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 31: Christmas, Part 2 (This Time It’s Personal)

Ho ho hold on aliens, we haven't even talked about Santa Claus yet. He knows when you are sleeping.  He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so he's probably either an alien, a dirty old stalker-man, or a Scientologist. Who knows, maybe all three. So join the Earth Ambassadors as they talk about Santa Claus, tantric presents, and the meaning of Christmas. Spoiler: Christmas was inside you the whole time…you might want to get that checked out.

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