For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 34: Turtles All the Way Down

The Earth Ambassadors must make the ultimate decision: whether or not turtles are future-worthy. Do they put the turtles and tortoises in a Jurassic Park sap for future hoomans and aliens to bring back? We'll, it certainly calls for a pros and cons list. Also, who knew turtles were tripping balls inside their shells all the time? Maybe that's why they're so super chill. 

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

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