For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 68: Pillow Talk

Did you know that butt hair is really just the last remnants of our built-in pillows? This and many other true scientific facts await you in today’s episode. Science also tells us that one of Aaron’s ancestors, Roy Patterson, will inevitably evolve into a planet-sized human pillow. Also, it’s about time we made pillows vegetarian, don’t you think?

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

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