For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 71: Fleshy Scalp Burger

This week your Earth ambassadors cut the shit and finally get to the topic you’ve been waiting for: hair. Tune in to hear Jacob help Aaron with his disgusting beard problem, help Jacob discover his inner beach boy, and find out which unforgivable hairstyle Aaron once sported (hint: it’s a perm. Aaron once had an actual literal perm).

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

© Jacob Rosok and Aaron Patterson, 2016