For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 72: Penguin Cannons, narrated by Morgan Freeman

Just in time for Thanksgiving, our Earth Ambassadors decided to tell the aliens about their favorite birds: Penguins. Using the term bird loosely here, as penguins are really just a fish-bird hybrid. In this episode, you’ll learn how penguin cannons could save lives, what penguins will do when we finally destroy their habitat, and what a penguin war might look like. 

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

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