For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 63: Professor Boner’s Science Room

Yeah, that’s a Pokemon reference. Deal with it. Aliens, welcome to the great big exciting world of Pokemon, where pets vie for the attention of their masters (against their will?) as they get buff and fight other Pokemon for the chance to be the best in the land. Shit, this is some Roman gladiator-type-level shit. Anyway, you’re supposed to enjoy catching them all, into slavery...but in a good way? I guess we’ll see.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

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