For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 82: Eight Legs, No Dicks

You sit on it, you eat on it, you even sleep on it. No, that’s not a dirty riddle. This week your Earth Ambassadors tell the aliens about furniture. On an unrelated note, have you ever wondered if your couch was actually an alien doing reconnaissance  work on you and your loved ones, soaking nutrients out of your skin through osmosis as you sit on it, unaware that you are being spied on and perhaps even slowly eaten alive? Me neither. Anyway, get ready for an oddly randy episode. 

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

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