For Aliens, By Aliens

A podcast about what it means to be a Hooman

Episode 80: Heigh Ho Dandy Horse!

They say you never forget how to ride a bike, but what happens if you never learned? Well, then you’d know what it’s like to be an alien. Let’s take a minute to soak up that deepness…. Now, join your Earth Ambassadors as they answer all the age-old questions about bikes: What happened in the great Bicycle Rollerblade War? What happened to Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle? What’s the future of bike? Are aliens really just sentient bicycles? Well, hey kids, only you can prevent forest fires. That last bit was just to see if anyone actually reads this far. If you did, then we owe you a Snickers bar. Sorry if you don’t like Snickers bars, we’re fresh out of Reese’s peanut butter cups.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 79: Oh Hi Mark

Oh hi Aliens. This week your Earth ambassadors celebrate the most talented alien this side of the horse head nebula: Tommy Wiseau. With his film The Room, he forces humanity to take a hard look in the mirror, and this week, we hold a mirror up to that mirror, disrupting the flow of linear time. Luckily, that's the only way this thing makes sense.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 77: How to Lose an Extraterrestrial in Ten Days

Love is in the air in this episode of For Aliens, By Aliens. That’s right -- this week two of the sexiest Earth ambassadors bring the romance in the only way they know how: with surprise bidets, new inclusive romance subgenres, and roses firmly clenched between their teeth.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 76: A Very Jaden Christmas - Teleport to Me

Nineteen years ago, in a West Philadelphia Ramada Inn, a child was born. And that day, unto us was given a fashion designer, artist, tweeter, rapper, alien, and… savior? This Christmas, your Earth ambassadors ask the question that’s been on everyone’s mind: is Jaden Smith the new Jesus?

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

Episode 75: Jacob and Aaron’s Totally Awesome 90s Show (As If, Psyche Dude)

Remember when people used to say “whatever” in a valley girl voice while making a big W with their thumbs and forefingers? Of course you don’t. You’re an alien. Well people were hella weird back in the day. The height of art revolved around irony and the internet was just poppin’ off. Join your Earth Ambassadors as they get you crunk on that fly 90s ish...home skillets.

Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (

© Jacob Rosok and Aaron Patterson, 2016