They say you never forget how to ride a bike, but what happens if you never learned? Well, then you’d know what it’s like to be an alien. Let’s take a minute to soak up that deepness…. Now, join your Earth Ambassadors as they answer all the age-old questions about bikes: What happened in the great Bicycle Rollerblade War? What happened to Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle? What’s the future of bike? Are aliens really just sentient bicycles? Well, hey kids, only you can prevent forest fires. That last bit was just to see if anyone actually reads this far. If you did, then we owe you a Snickers bar. Sorry if you don’t like Snickers bars, we’re fresh out of Reese’s peanut butter cups.
Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)